Season 36, Week 3
Emma Hetfield
(Wild Arms: Alter Code F)
 
Emma always has a trick up her sleeve. Whether it's going to be magic, her punchgun or her lovely frame, she never enters the arena without a way to win. That's something a certain spunky sergeant could stand to learn a lot about! Mio will get a first-hand view of what real strategy looks like as Emma brings out her various tricks to play, doing whatever it takes to win. With an endless variety of spells to call on, one or another will seal Mio's doom. Be it gravity, fire, confusion, Great Booster or something else entirely, every possibility has been prepared for.

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What a zany match for the Garlyle Sergeant. It’s almost as if she was staring into a mirror...well, a mirror with worse hair and no hat, of course! Anyway, the battle of the Green Haired Scientists with Glasses will end predictably. Emma isn’t immune to paralysis, so she’s at the mercy of Mio’s Stun Gun. And while Mio isn’t the speediest of fighters, Emma speed is even worse, although Mio to get in the first turn unchallenged. Mio isn’t about to go soft on her competitor just because they share a similar look; she’s still out to prove that Grandia bosses can be fearsome in the DL.


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Two beautiful, gorgeous women.

Don't we know how these things always turn out in the Duelling League?

Wait, it didn't turn out like that last time, did it.

So there's always hope!

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"EEEEEEEK!"

Emma's screams intensified, as she was chased around the arena by a perverted unicorn.

(Seigfried, in typical fashion, had decided she was the more maidenly of the two.

From someone that hits on a squirrel, perhaps this isn't so surprising.)

Mio, meanwhile, being an intelligent, capable military leader, promptly pulled out her trusty stun gun and held it to Sten's head until the perverts left.

Fortunately for Mio, Siegfried chased Emma out of the ring on the way out, giving her the win.

(Emma eventually recovered enough of her senses to remember the giant unicorn chasing her was not, in fact, a boss. Seigfried was found dead in a ditch, with dozens of kick marks studding his body, several hours later.)

So, Sten gets to say he got to cuddle with Mio, Emma got to kill a pervert, and all was...if not right, at least normal.

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*Six hours later.*

"Is Sanae still in there?" Hugo asked, worriedly.

"She's locked her self in ever since she heard about how Emma's match turned out. I don't get it." Sgt. Joe sighed. "You'd almost think she was depressed about not having perverts chase her, but she can't be that stupid."

Sanae, meanwhile, unhappily munched chocolate and watched soap operas.

Emma Hetfield: 20
Mio: 34