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THE ALL-POWERFUL DEMONIC ENTITY EVIL GAIA HAS ONCE MORE DESCENDED UPON THE FOOLISH SINNERS OF LIGHT TO DEVOUR ALL THE WICKED PEOPLES AND PROCLAIM ITSELF RULER OF ALL IT SURVEYS! ALL WHO OPPOSE THE ULTIMATE RULER OF EVIL SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF DARKNESS! LIGHT STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST EVIL GAIA, AND THIS PATHETIC, INSIGNIFICANT FAT MAN AND HIS UGLY FACE SHALL BE THE FIRST VICTIM TO FALL TO THE TRUE TERROR THAT IT BRINGS TO FOOLS WHO DARE CHALLENGE ITS REIGN! GORUDO'S MAGICS ARE PARLOR TRICKS COMPARED TO WHAT THE ALMIGHTY EVIL GAIA WIELDS! BURN! AND HOWL EASILY DOMINATE HIS WEAK EARTH MAGIC, AND WITH EVIL GAIA'S UNHOLY LONGEVITY AND MAGICAL RESILIENCE, GORUDO CAN DO NOTHING TO STOP THE ONSLAUGHT! ONE SACRIFICE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO THE ALTAR OF THE DARKEST GOD THAT HAS EVER GRACED THE MULTI-VERSE: WHO WILL BE THE NEXT TO FALL!? |
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The leader of the Matilda knights, lose to an overgrown plant? No. What a sad joke. Gorudo may not be the fighter he was in his younger days, but he packs a deadly punch with his earth magic and sword slices. Think you're in for a refined battle? HAH. That's for knightly duels between men of honor. Battle is for cheating, cheap shots, and using whatever means possible to get ahead for the sake of victory. Gorudo's ability to avoid defeat is based on just that. Run from Luca Blight and let your countrymen be sacrificed to the Beast Rune? Dishonorable, but at least you aren't stuck having to clean up after a messy battle. It takes hard cash to replace men lost in combat, and if nothing else Gorudo is masterful at managing the endless tasks of keeping his forces equipped with the latest gear. Sure, paying off someone to check to see that Evil Gaia's only hope of victory ever is status isn't fair, but Gorudo only plays by one rule - win at all costs. |
SageAcrin This battle would be decided the most epic way possible. No simple combat could possibly decide this combat, no judgement of "battle power" ever could possibly show the true merit of these two. No, this would be decided... IN AN EPIC PILLOWFIGHT. Witness Evil Gaia as she giggles girlishly and pounds Gorudo with a fluffy down comforter! Thrill as Gorudo lets out a high pitched squeal and whaps Evil Gaia with a pillow! --- "...What the...what, by all the god's names, is this?" Lenneth asked, stunned, as she watched the match unfold from her judges box seat. "Uweeehehehehe!" Kefka cackled. "We got a bunch of mages together and did this!" "...why?" Lenneth asked, unable to take her eyes off the spectacle. "Because, of course, a slap fight wasn't good enough, my dear lady." Ghaleon replied, shrugging. "The next step was obvious." "..but why are they...girls...?" Lenneth asked, still entranced by the spectacle. "As I said. The next step was obvious." Ghaleon repeated patiently. Ultimately, Gorudo, her curly locks in disarray, fled the arena crying. Shortly thereafter, Evil Gaia, as the winner of the match, recieved a Nibelung Valesti lance, free of charge, delivered straight to whatever passes as a face in there. Lenneth wouldn't suffer animate suits of armor to live. What makes you think she'd let that? Evil Gaia: 36 |
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