Season 39, Week 1
Yumei
(Valkyrie Profile)
 
A bang, a dance and twirling bubbles for our star mermaid girl! Young Yumei is back for absolutely beautiful battles of magic, trickery and the one and only Chicken Dance! This cowardly little cluck called Tim Rhymeless has no chance to win and peck his way up the ranks! So what if he has healing, can channel the power of Mediums and carries a cute mascot around (in fairness, Pooka is cuuuuuute. Maybe Yumei should snag it after the fight!)? Yumei's Frigid Damsel should freeze the girly boy in place and show him who is the true power in this awesome Light match. After all, nothing can withstand the might of Chicken-Dancing Hai Lan mermaids!

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The child from Baskar has another match up again! This time, his opponent is a cheerful mermaid, and under any other circumstances, Tim and Yumei may have been friends. In any case, being that this is the dueling league, Tim is going to give it all he has to win this battle. Tim has First Aid, Full Heal, and insane magic resistance to keep him healthy throughout the battle, and Raftina’s Invincibility should keep him going through Yumei’s PWS attacks. Tim can also fall back on his Arcana 13, hoping for that single chance that it will take Yumei out instantly, should TurnUndead not do that for him already. With the power of the Guardians, Tim can’t lose!


Taishyr
"Attention: The marriage of Tim Rhymeless and Yumei will take place after she's done Frigiding Damsel his corpse right in the middle of the nave. Thank you."

"Attention: No, Brad, you may -NOT- shoot the... Brad, stop shooting the chandeliers in order to try an- LENNETH, STOP THAT. Yes, you. There aren't any other Lenneths here, are- CECILIA! STOP KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT WHILE I'M TALKING TO THEM!"

"ALL YOU IDIOTS, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! I, THE SPACE POPE, AM NOT MANAGING THIS MARRIAGE JUST BECAUSE I HAVE SHINY CREDENTIALS! I CAN IMPLODE YOUR FACES! Do not test me."

"Thank you. Someone resurrect the couple while I sort this out. Odin, you gave the idea to Frigid Damsel Tim once in retaliation for picking her up in his arms and carting her out of the arena, making sure she was the first one out. Right? Right- no, no justification! I don't want excuses, I want this mess cleaned up!"

"And Arnaud. You decided that making her duplicate all her actions with an 'experimental' spell might be funny for prolonged kisses. Well, now you see where foolery gets you."

"Well, the marriage is ruined, and apparently they have to be taken to the hospital. If they wish to continue with the marriage, I'll do it there. None of you are invited."

Yumei: 12
Tim Rhymeless: 54