Season 40, Week 3
Ricardo Gomez
(Shadow Hearts: From the New World)
 
Well, if it isn’t a familiar face! Ricardo is quite happy that he’ll finally get to play a song for an old friend - of course, Natan may not particularly like the mind-breaking music that Ricardo will play for him. The mariachi will give no quarter against the Native American gunslinger, no matter how many foes they defeated together. Natan may be more skilled in the art of the hunt, but with his healing and his regeneration, Ricardo is the expert in the art of defense. With his superior speed - and his grace and beauty, of course - Ricardo is sure to win this match. And at least he can play Natan a few songs while his broken bones are healing afterwards.

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Gun-fu is being put to the test. All manner of bizarre marksmen bar Natan's path this season - first Palmer and his Mako Gun, and now Natan's own comrade Ricardo and his shotgun guitar. Well, no matter - Natan will once again prove that his own style of shooting is superior. Natan has everything he needs for a long, tactical fight against Ricardo. Sure, Ricardo's ability to turtle with his weak healing and regeneration is sure to give Natan fits, but in the end, it can only be used to delay the inevitable. And when Ricardo runs out of Sanity Points, as he will before the more stoic Native American warrior, Natan can close in for the kill.


Namagomi
"So, let me get this straight...Dark Force didn't want to ref this Light match..."

"Mhm."

"...So instead, he left, made this into a...fashion match...and then left Pierre, Gerard, and ...that Bug...whatever...Buigen guy in charge of the details of that?"

"Mhm."

"...And now, thanks to you just throwing off the duty of reffing what would have been a simple and bloody match to the death to Dark Force, known for the most random and senseless acts in the name of evil, there are thousands of innocent bystanders in there, screaming, puking, cringing, and gouging their eyes out, to name a few, all thanks to the visage of Ricardo and Natan in G-strings, being judged in a way that absolutely creeps me out!"

"Mhm! That's correct, Prince!"

"...AAAAAAAAGHHH!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF DOING THAT MYSELF?!"

"Because you were so irritated at the thought of having to judge a 'boring Light match' that you decided to throw a fit and yell 'Etna! Get your butt over here and do this for me because I'm so lazy and I don't want to do any judging instead of playing video games all day!' So, I just did all that, Prince."

"Kgggh! Don't mock your Overlord! And give me that pocky! ...who won, anyway?"

"Oh, that? That would be..."

Ricardo Gomez: 39
Natan: 5