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It's a giant talking, sword-wielding turnip fighting to the death against a cute little helmeted baby turtle. Only in the RPGDL (And, of course, Not Ranked) Light Arena can you find such excitement, such epic violence, such amazing feats of... uh... bravado?! Turnip.. well, he likes his veggies and puns, so he'll try to toss up some victory here with his magical green beans and his dashing little sword. So what if the tiny tortoise can breath fire? Turnip may be a vegetable, but he's not scared of a little flame. Turnip's so freakin magical that he once beat up the Jolly Green Giant in a game of hopscotch. If that doesn't inspire fear in you, nothing will. Time to fry, Kiwi! |
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Rawr, it's KIWI time! The mascot of the second Shining Force rises to the challenge and brings forth his mix of strength, defense and firebreathing goodness! And his newest opponent is... uh... a Turnip. Well, there's some irony within the RPGDL's innermost workings. Either that or people just clamored for a battle of fruit (although Kiwi is a tortoise) against vegetable (although Turnip is a... um... SWORD-WIELDING VEGETABLE). But this is such an easy match for Kiwi, really: with his superior defense, he can easily withstand the pathetic turnip's slashes, and a single fire breath should burn this turnip into a crisp. It's Kiwi time indeed, and the greater mascot will advance! |
Meeplelard Kiwi = Giant Turtle. Giant Turtle = Gamera. Gamera = Famous Japanese Kaiju Monster that is apparently a complete bad ass, much like Godzilla. Godzilla = Loved by chidlren. By extension, Kiwi = Loved by Children. Turnip = Vegetable. Vegetable = Hated by Children. Therefore, Turnip = Hated by Chidlren. So when it comes down to it, all Kiwi has to do is summon an army of Pre-schoolers to his side, and at the first sight of Turnip...well, you know how crazed out 5 year olds can get. Turnip: 16 |
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