Season 45, Week 2
Gengen
(Suikoden II)
 
Gengen is mighty kobold warrior, back from long stay in Kobold Village! Now Gengen fight for pride of all Kobolds, show the strength of true warrior against silly bird mage girl! Her puny magics cannot hurt this fine kobold fighter, and Gengen needs no runes when his Great Sword will go chop! chop! and cut down mage girl! Mage girl have defense of wet tissue paper, and her staff hurt less than tiny mosquito! Gengen shall have easy win on this fine day for pride of all kobolds!

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Mocked as a weak, fragile and unimpressive dueller, the princess of Wyndia raises her staff in defiance, ready to prove the naysayers wrong! Even if she can't take a hit to save her life, her magical prowess should be enough - and she will prove it by defeating a helpless, cute kobold! Gengen has similar issues, and, much like the long-forgotten Kuromimi, he should be charred by a couple castings of Myollnir. His own swordstrikes can't finish it in time, and that's how Nina will win this fight.


Starphoenix das Helpoemer
In a battle of who fails less, we must first assess the statistics:

In one corner, we have a warrior. In the other, we have a mage.

Now normally, the warrior should be able to smite the mage at lower levels of ability... however, adding Suikoden Kobold to the mix (who is not named Ridley or Gau), and you bring down the overall success rate of our warrior.

End equation: Gengen is made of fail.

Gengen: 14
Nina Wyndia: 53