Season 46, Week 1
Chisato Madison
(Star Ocean: The Second Story)
 
Finally, the DL’s most inteprid reporter is making her own news in the arena again! With her sidekicks ready to verbally pounce should she lose, Chisato is sure to come with all guns (and tasers) blazing. While the rich and pretty Rufus might be someone Chisato would prefer to date, she has no compunctions against tossing him around the arena. Rufus may be fast, but his damage is also purely evadable physicals; just the type of dueller the evasive Chisato loves to go against. And for once, Chisato even has the damage edge! Maybe if Chisato gives Rufus a strong enough concussion, she could wrangle a date out of this after all…

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Another berth in an RPGDL season, another opportunity to make millions of gil. Rufus Shinra comes to the arena this week with dozens of carefully-laid plans to increase his media control, net loads of money, and show that annoying Nanjo kid who the real top businessman in the RPG multiverse is. And what irony that his opponent is Nanjo's flunky, the reporter Chisato Madison. Rufus will have little trouble capitalizing on the success of Behind the Scenes in order to splash Shinra's name across the airwaves in this match. Oh, the fight itself? Well, it's shotgun against martial arts. Rufus should be able to take care of himself. Probably.


DragonKnight Zero
Tear Gas hits around 39 times. (no exaggeration, my test set up Chisato with a Psychic Gun against Mithril Eater to arrive at an exact number) Rufus will likely drop before 20.

That's if be bothers showing up after Chisato uses her underworld connections to redistribute Rufus' hair care products in dungeons filled with deadly traps and monsters before the match. Rufus is vain; the prospect of appearing at the arena not looking his best would appall him.

Chisato Madison: 45
Rufus Shinra: 12