Season 51, Week 2
Roger S. Huxley
(Star Ocean: Till the End of Time )
 
Real men love a challenge! Wait... what challenge? If that's what Roger's came here for this week, then he's set to be sorely disappointed - since Rufus is anything but that. Real men also sweat like manly brawlers do, but Roger won't even have to break a sweat. As soon as he gets in, he's tossin' Charge Barrels Rufus right out of the arena - or boomin' him sky high with ten well placed Land Mines. Join Roger this season as he continues his quest to become a real man!

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In a fair fight, Rufus Shinra might have problems against Roger Huxley... but who's expecting a fair fight, here? The resourceful President has all the power and connections he needs to win this match. After all, if you were a bratty kid, would you say no to a powerful man who ambushes you with a squad of SOLDIERs, not to mention a sawed-off shotgun, and threatens to stuff you in a cage if you don't forfeit? I didn't think so, and neither should Roger if he values his skin.


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"Hah. Pathetic little kid." Rufus taunted with a grin. "Can't even keep up with Dark Nation, let alone me, I bet... Ah well. Go ahead. Entertain me."

And then Roger slammed his axe into Rufus' groin.

MORAL OF THE STORY: An axe to the face is all well and good, but when you're two feet tall, an axe to the groin works just as well.

Roger S. Huxley: 31
Rufus Shinra: 19