Season 56, Week 2
Chiepoo
(Suikoden IV)
 
Chiepoo, the greedy hero of all who are downtrodden and despondent rides the arena once more! He'll prove that nothing can stop his great might - punishing paw attacks, though not his greatest ability at all, will be all he needs to crush the geezer before him. Gwyn'd better hope he's wearing his adult diapers, because he'll need 'em against Chiepoo. A few quick strikes from the quick cat fighter will be more than enough to knock down Gwyn. Gwyn's magic? Not a problem - the great Chiepoo is extremely resilient to magic of all sorts, and considering how impotent both Gwyn and his magic are, there's no likely chance he'll put a dent into the master Kobold. The great hero Chiepoo shall make his presence known, and put his mark on this world of mere mortals!

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Gwyn may be an old man, but he's never been much of a cat person. Bad for Chiepoo, because it would be nice to fight one of those crazy old cat ladies who'd feed him and give him gifts, right? Oh well, tough luck for the kitty merchant wannabe, for Gwyn has pretty much everything he needs to take down a cat - namely a large, heavy wooden cane. Granted, his healing and debuffs will give Chiepoo fits too. Shame he doesn't have any water spells to send the overgrown furball running for the hills, because that'd be absolutely hilarious - albeit particularly cruel. But eh, you gotta work with what you have. Maybe it won't be that easy a win, but Gwyn has the tools to win out the day and send Chiepoo back home crying to his litterbox.


Grefter
Chiepoo came into this prepared. He had Gwyn dropped down a well and everyone forgot he existed so as to win by default. Money will get you far in this world. Almost as far as underground connections with the Shady Thousand will.

Nobody fucks with the Thousand and gets away with it. Gwyn had a loud mouth that needed to be silenced, Chiepoo knew this and took advantage of it by making a tidy donation. Also he is going to eat your children and sacrifice them to his dark master, but that is unrelated.

Chiepoo: 25
Gwyn: 12