Season 57, Week 1
Jogurt
(Shining Force)
 
Hamster discrimination, this is! A goth is not much of a challenge for such a powerful little creature. After all, look at the great Boo, the mighty Snowball, and other great hamster heroes! Thankfully, he's fighting a typical emo, fragile, pathetic goth - charging at Chidori like a mouse should give her a bit of a surprise, and if the great hamster times it right, he'll knock her on the ground, giving her a concussion, and taking victory! Alternatively, biting her neck and causing her to bleed out works just as well. Indeed, how can Chidori hit something so small, so cute...even goths can't resist such adorable things. And of course, Jogurt will use all his adorableness to his advantage.

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Light, like all divisions, can be brutal. Sometimes fighters, strong ones and weak ones alike, crawl, scrape and pray for a win, they work hard, they give it their all... And sometimes wins just fall into your lap. Chidori gets to be one of the lucky ones. This season she's drawn the creamiest of the creampuffs, Jogurt! Chidori might not be the strongest, toughest, or fastest Light on record, but her meager skills are more than enough to conquer the ratty ol' hamster in the helmet. Now if only STREGA had this much luck in the course of their villainy. They might have stumbled across a few more wins- or even better, a better cause to fight for, or at least better leadership.


Taishyr
A girl and a hamster.

There. That's my writeup. I need not say any more.

Oh, and Agidyne, but that's not so relevant.

Jogurt: 8
Chidori Yoshino: 34