It's rags vs. riches, shabby vs. classy in the DL Light this season as Tal, humble Knight of Razril, takes on Mr. Big Business himself, Palmer. And make no mistake, underneath Tal's shiny armor lies the general shabbiness of a common bum. Makes the natural Earth Rune affinity a bit more understandable, doesn't it? Either way, it still helps him here. Clay Guardian will make Palmer's already pathetic attacks even moreso, leaving Tal free to slice and dice the fat from Palmer's belly at his leisure. Often the forgotten member of Lazlo's friends, this season will be his chance to catch up to Keneth in Middle and Jewel's Light Finalist finish. The bums won't always lose!
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Glee! It's time to pay the piper for Palmer's benefit! Time to beat up an uppity Knight of Razril to pay the lard bill! Palmer's rip-raring to go at this, ready to fire his allegedly potent Mako Gun at full blast! So it's time for Palmer to dance around like he's having a good old time while blasting Tal away! Sure, Tal has a sword and some lightning magic. But what can it compare to a Mako Gun? Guns beat swords and surely Palmer's Mako Gun can outdo some silly rune! This is going to be a slam dunk, a home run, an easy touchdown for the Midgar homeboy Palmer! What can possibly go wrong in this fight? There's not even a truck to slow him down now!
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