Season 60, Week 4
Doc
(Chrono Cross)
 
Whoa. Doc is back? Far out. It's about time. It's been like... years... since the last time we saw him, right? Man, he doesn't look too good. He got chubbier. Oh, his opponent's that Rinoa chick? Far out. Well, like, Doc's got a bunch of White arcana magic. Which makes sense cause he's like, the whitest guy you know, right? Well, Rinoa's got some stuff, I guess, but she's below normal in places, and Doc is totally average most everywhere. That's an advantage right? Man, no wonder we haven't seen Doc in a while. He makes the arena feel so lightheaded. I mean, it's been like... years... since the last time we saw him, right?

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Ultimate powers of love, activate! The brave, beautiful, kind and wonderful rebel Rinoa Heartilly is ready to show once again the determination and ability that got her to save the world from Time Kompression and won Squall's heart! With the aid of her faithful border collie Angelo and the near-unlimited powers that only a Sorceress can fathom, Rinoa will pummel this uncouth, hippie-like doctor and get past his bothersome knives! Her attacks shall pierce through his dimmed heart and light the flame of compassion in his soul! And, if all else fails? Why, she'll just look up to the sky and hope for a Wishing Star!



Doc: 22
Rinoa Heartilly: 11