 |
|||||||||
|
 |
|||
|
Sophia Esteed (Star Ocean: Till the End of Time ) |
|||
Few foresaw Sophia's victory over Beecham last week, but she pulled it off. Her current opponent, fortunately, is a much easier fight. White Wizard has quite a few tricks up her sleeve, but it should be no problem for Sophia to utterly destroy her with one simple fact: Sophia can damage White Wizard's MP directly, rendering her opponent even more useless than a wet paper bag. Combine this with the fact that Sophia can not only heal herself, but has parasitic HP and MP draining techniques as well, and it becomes clear who has the upper hand in this clash of the newbies. |
V |
S |
Having already felled Light's defending champion, the grandmother of all white mages is now ready to teach fellow healer Sophia Esteed some lessons. Wall will give White Wizard immunity to any and all of Sophia's status tricks, and with Ruse and Protect to further lower the damage taken, Sophia's trademark parastic healing will barely make an impact. With Silence to eventually shut down the incoming damage and White Wizard's oceans of mystical strength, it should make for a truly epic match by the standards of any division. |
Dhyerwolf Sophia was worried. She knew that it was her unzipped jeans that shocked Beecham, and let her move onto the second round. However, unless outfitted with a personality chip, the White Mage would have no reaction to Sophia’s barely covered crotch. Not being the most clever of girls, Sophia sat and stared at a wall for 3 hours before finally realizing what she had to do. The Next Day “So, this will, like, make me like, win the match?” Sophia asked, cradling a chip. “You doubt my word! Everyone knows I have the mad honesty skillz!!!” Selphie sceamed. “Whatever…Anyways, like how did you get this?” “Oh, I just told that pigeon Precis that I wanted to play Hide and Go Seek! What a fat loser. Anyways, she ran off, and I pretended to count, then I ate her food, snorted her sugar, stole some of her stuff and mon…oh, I mean I like retrieved the personality chip you wanted…” “Wow, Selphie, you have mad skillz. I guess Rikku and Meru are lying when they say you’re a big, ugly ho with man hands who can’t pwn Jogurt. Anyways, how does this jizmo-maggery, like, work?” Selphie stared at Sophia with a blank look on her face. Sophia stared back with an equally blank look on her face. They stood like that for 3 hours. “Maybe you can make her snort it. I find that always works for me,” Selphie finally said. Sophia just looked back blankly. Needless to say, when the match came around, Sophia was too busy trying to shove the chip up the White Wizard’s nose to pay attention to the actual match. However, she did manage to snort it up her own nose afterward. Luckily for her, the chip Selphie stole was actually a potato chip instead of anything electronic. Sophia Esteed: 23 |
|||