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They call him Dario, and a master pirate too; and when this day is over, he'll be called a mighty dueler as well! Though he may be rich and pretty, Snowe is also rather awful in a fight, at land or at sea! In fact, the little turn-coat is so bad in battle that his pointy stick won't even scratch this pirate's mighty bulk! Meanwhile, a few smacks from Dario's trusty axe is all it'll take to make this nancy boy curl up and die like the spoiled little doggie he is. And hey, if all else fails, he could always punch the cry baby in the arm and send him running back to mommy. This match won't even qualify as a work-out Dario, greatest follower of the Dread Pirate Kika. |
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Snowe might be a brat, a petty mudslinger, and generally pathetic as hell by the end, but he’s got enough power to be among the elite in the fields of Light! Motivated after another Suikoden IV Light dueller won a title for his much-maligned game, Snowe is reaching for the top- a Light championship! His first victim is Dario, a fellow Star of Destiny and a fellow pirate. He’s well prepared for this fight with his Water Rune and his sword, especially against such a petty foe. His shall be a win for aristocracy... or pirates... or traitorous army officers... or maybe hobos! Regardless of whom Snowe represents in the world, he's got an easy match this round. |
Sei Sometimes, one wonders about the judge selection system of the DL. Take, for example, the case of Snowe vs Dario... ...where Millenia, Edea and Deneb took one look at the exceedingly good-looking nobleman, then took one look at the exceedingly horrifying pirate, then unanimously decided to torch Dario to the ground for the sake of humanity. Sheer randomness, bias, or just a silly sense of humor? Only the Powers That Be know. Dario: 5 |
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