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Superiority complex? Not check. Badass duelling moves? Not check. Fancy Armor? Check. Cool theme to fight to, if all else fails? Check. Okay, Laguna might not be the fiercest of fighters, but he does have the general badassitude of "Man with a Machine Gun" to play while he duels with Artur. Moreover, desperado is still a dangerous limit, all things considered.. and Artur's physical durability and damage is bad enough to make Desperado a very real threat to finish the match, at any time. |
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Monk Artur is well on his way to following his not-so-manly predecessor's success in Light, having defeated the mentally deficient Ard in a close battle last week. Now, it's time to face perhaps a foe in a different vein, if no more challenging than his last. Laguna's a far weaker foe than Ard was - frailer and, despite toting a machinegun, far less menacing. It'll be easy for Artur to dispatch his foe with a bit of Shine, and no amount of techno theme music will stop him in his quest for a title |
Tidus Andronicus Some sample odds on this match: 2000:1 - Laguna wins without getting a limit 1000:1 - The DL judges declare GFs legal for the fight 500:1 - The match is called off as both contests go off to view Magical Girl Ghaleon OAVs together 100:1 - The judges declare that the match will be decided by a Dance Dance Revolution constest with "Man with the Machine Gun" looped constantly 50:1 - Artur fails to avoid a limit and is killed 25:1 - Artur fails to avoid a limit and wins anyway 10:1 - Laguna gets lost somewhere and writes a fascinating journal entry on it but forfeits the match 5:1 - Shady destroys Laguna for robbing him of a rightful victory, Artur moves on by default 1:1 - Artur wins without even bothering to switch tomes to get around a limit 1:10 - Laguna gets a leg cramp before the battle starts and forfeits Laguna Loire: 15 Tide
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