Season 28, Week 3
Chu-Chu
(Xenogears) 		 
One might think that Chu-Chu could be in trouble, here. After all, Ward did already defy the odds against Draggy, but Chu-Chu has the slight edge in the fact that she has a bit more versatility with her various Ether skills and a slight statistical advantage in a few areas. In a match like this, that's often all you need. Ward's not walking out of this one victorious; Chu can count on it!

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 Anchors away! Dragonslaying's an impressive feat for any light. Against Chu-Chu, the silent hero has a much easier fight. Towering over the small creature, Ward has huge advantages in durability, damage, and speed. One good, solid blow is all he needs to make Chu-Chu begin healing. If Chu tries to damage Ward, his limit comes out.. and nothing in light survives an impact like that.

Jatsuya
Even if Chu-Chu becomes gear sized, no living thing can survive an anchor in the face. Not even a Super-Saiyan with billions of BP or Superman, post apocalypse. No one.

Chu-Chu: 36
Ward Zabac: 53

Tide
You know, Light has some pretty hilarious matches. Hilarious in the sense that the two fighters fail so terribly, you have to justify it with some redeeming quality before you grind your head into a grater. This is one of those fights.

When a giant pink puffball beats a man wielding a huge harpoon on the basis of 'has healing' or something, you know the end of the world is coming.