Season 33, Week 1
Kenji
(Suikoden III)
 
One-Two-Three-Four! One-Two-Three-Four! That's the sound of Kenji preparing for this RPGDL Light Season. He's pushed his daily workouts and calisthenics to twelve a day to put himself in just the right shape. The poor suikodogs can't keep up with him, though they try their hardest. This training is good news for Kenji, though, as his first opponent is none other than that stuttering CC mutt, Poshul! Kenji's training has physically made him a solid all-around Light, with enough punch to at least take the talking mongrel down. With his Full Moon Rune he can pack even more of a whallop, but he'll have to be careful as it could throw him off balance. Nothing a few hours of training on a tightrope can't prevent, though... Right?

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GET THE CHILDREN OUT OF THE ROOM! THE MOST - ahem - the most powerful and brutal pink dog ever is out to play! Poshul may look like something off a Queer Eye show, but her cannon drill kicks and paw smashes are things that blackbelts fear and damsels in distress swoon over! And now, this doglike fighting finesse will pound the everloving grace of this goofy Kenji fellow. Of course, he's very fit and the best runner in the Highlands, but Poshul has years of chasing wheels under her belt, and a beautiful pink ribbon to dazzle everything in sight (Of course, this has nothing to do with the match, but you gloat about what you have)! Nothing will stop this Poshul from dominating Light - and later, the universe!


superaielman
Gym teachers. The worst fear of everyone who's too small and weak to complete with the big boys. They constantly push weaklings around and force them to engaged in physical activties they don't want to do. Every frail child's worst nightmare is that horrible spandex outfit, complete with a shrill whistle.

Lexis leveling Kenji with a triple strength blast of the cream cannon should thustly be no surprise.

What was a surprise was Emma fawning and hitting on Lexis after the match, even so far as offering to give him a one of a kind great booster.. in private, of course.

Poshul slept through the whole thing of course, dreaming of Sergie-poo giving her endless Heckran bones.

Kenji: 24
Poshul: 43

Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Have I ever mentioned how much Kenji fails at life?

No? Well, if you ever take a look at him, you can tell his vocation in life has done little for his physique. When you do a lot of running, you usually lose a little weight... whereas Kenji still look chunky.

So, I refrain from making any certain decisions about the match and will go about lighting myself on fire at the prospect of this match.

*Loses some faith in the world of RPG's... again*