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While Ard's dream of winning a championship in the Arena hasn't quite been fulfilled yet, now he's gotten his fourth chance to be happy and prosper! This time he gets to show a first-time fighter around the arena - and it's his fellow Wild Arms duelist Calamity Jane, to boot. She might have a...er, reputation, but his superior knowledge of all things pertaining to duelling should see him through. This girl may be a clever adventurer, but Ard is a funny little monster who only knows how to fight, and he will use his superior fighting powers to SMASH HER. Forget his ridiculous monster friend, Ard will have all the glory for himself! Ard ard ard ard! |
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It feels good to step into the arena at last! The marvelous Drifter Jane Maxwell premieres in the Light arena with ARMs at the ready and lightning reflexes prepared for the fight of her life! And look, her first victim is an incompetent overgrown lizard! How pathetic. But hey, the dumbest victims are usually the funnest to con. With her quick, accurate gunslinging and neckbreaking speed, Calamity Jane will run circles around Ard, overwhelming his slow maneuvers in no. Time. Flat. Afterwards, it's just collecting the rewards and looking forward the next fool to dupe. It's one for the money, two for the show and three for Calamity! |
SageAcrin To properly describe this match, we have hired Ard himself to write this commentary. Ard ard ard. Ard. Arrrrrd. Ard. Ard! Ardarar. Ard. Ard? Arrrrrrrd! Ard! ARRRRRD! Arard. Ard. Ardardardardaradaradardardardard! Ard? Ard. Ard! Ard ard ardard ard arrrrd ard. Ard. Ard!? Ardardard! Ardard. Thank you Ard, that was a a truly moving speech. It's easy to understand now why you are Vice-President of Shinra, and while it is a shame that your duties have prevented you from coming to this match, after those events, it's hard to argue with your decision. Ard: 15 |
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