Season 36, Week 3
Axel
(Suikoden IV)
 
Kahn is a fearsome martial artist, true. But Axel didn't get where he is today by running away from fights! And, of course, a sword is a useful weapon against any hand-to-hand fighter, as it's hard to get a fist past a sharp piece of steel without losing it. Along with his abilities as yet another example of Suikoden battle prowess, that fact should be more than enough to send this goofy 'bodyguard' packing once more. I mean, what can he do? Nothing he has, from his status moves to his actual attacks, will kill Axel in time to stop his organs being dramatically rearranged and resized. As a matter of fact, he should just take the honorable way out and jump back into the ocean - this is one fighter who won't let anything stop him on the path to a Light championship!

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What's this? Another pathetic swordsman seeking to test himself against the great KAAAHHHNNN? You'd think by now they'd have learned the self-evident truth: no pretty face or oversized butter knife is a match for the iron fists and rippling muscles of the great Kahn! Sadly, this boy from Na-Nal is going to have to be taught the same rude lesson that Isadora and Jean learned! As always, Kahn is nearly unstoppable in a contest of blows: he'll move faster, strike harder, and last longer! It'd probably be better for Axel if he didn't even bother showing up, but as the boy is likely too zealous to do that, Kahn will just have to show him how a real man fights, in a demonstration of power and manliness that nobody, least of all Axel, is likely to forget any time soon!


Gatewalker
After the wild success of using his rather unorthodox methods against Big Joe, Axel decided to once again lay down his sword and bring on a serious beating, Streets of Rage style.

That...didn't work out so well for him against Kahn. After a few minutes of trading blows, taunting eachother, and generally getting hot and sweaty enough to make most of the women in the crowd quite happy, Kahn let out this shout of power, sprouted spiky blonde hair, started glowing, and proceeded to Kamehameha Axel through the arena wall.

Despite this odd occurance, he was still awarded the win, because as he pointed out to the judges, "Hey, pulling moves out of anime is just as legal as using moves from a game you aren't even in!"

Axel: 21
Kahn: 40