Squeeee! The happy, perky and oh-so-painfully cheerful cleric of St. Elemine braves the arena once more, to prove that she can hold her own in a fight just as well as anyone else. That is, if she doesn't just use her grace, charm and unmatched beauty to wrap poor Koyu around her little finger before the match even starts, of course. But if he should somehow prove immune to Serra's charms, well, besides proving himself to be some kind of freak of nature, he'll still be in for a nasty zapping from her divine spells, even with his impressive speed. After all, more turns for him just means more counters for Serra, now doesn't it?
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The time has come for this plucky young bandit from Tinto to really show what he's made of! And you know what they say about plucky young heroes, right? Right. He's even had big brother Gijimu give him all sorts of pointers about winning Light championships. It's all about hits. With the boost he gets from his trusty Gale Rune, Koyu's speed is enough to give him more than one hit per turn on occasion - which should give his physically frail opponent fits! He'll also be running circles around the rich, pink-haired cleric. All the while telling her she's fat and slow since she can't keep up with him. Because THAT'S the plucky bandit's way!
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Koyu had a plan for how to win this match, and win it in style. Serra was about as girly a girl as it gets, right? Well, he knew how to deal with girls alright.
Come match time, the Lampdragon bandit wasted no time, lunging forward with all the speed his Gale rune would grant him and lashing out at Serra. Only not with his usual axe, but instead with a bucket. A bucket full of frogs and snakes.
As Koyu hurled the contents of the bucket at Serra, the prissy cleric predictably screamed her fool head off and started running around like an idiot trying to dislodge the snakes that were in her dress and the frogs in her hair. Koyu, meanwhile, was rolling around on the floor laughing, though he did manage to get up to collect his victory after Serra's mad dashing about took her out of the arena.
After the match, Miklotov and Camus took Koyu aside for a rather stern talk about how to properly treat a lady. Though after spending ten minutes in Serra's company, they decided that in retrospect, snakes and frogs probably was the proper treatment in her case.
Serra: 35
Koyu: 40
Silverlocke980
Serra v. anyone ends up really painful and really funny, 'cause you know you just got your ass handed to you by a pink-haired girl.
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