Season 39, Week 3
Meg
(Suikoden Series)
 
Meg's second round match must be like a dream for the young trickster. Her opponent is just so easy to make fun of! Hell, it might be too easy this time, considering all Meg needs to do to send him completely over the edge is compare him to his replica. Of course, it might be more fun to mock him for losing in a duel against a teenage girl. That, too, should be easy, given that Asch lacks the offensive ability to overcome Meg's healing as she slowly whittles down his health with her endless throwing knives. Meg should have little trouble defeating her second round opponent, although choosing which of Asch's many flaws to put down before defeating him will likely prove to be all the challenge she needs.

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Asch the Bloody has already gotten his sword stained with the blood of the second-in-command of the Goddess Mitula. The weak sorceress Taya couldn’t take a hit from Asch’s mighty blade. Who is the next on Asch’s list to DIE? Cheerfulness and happiness are two things that don’t sit well with Asch, the naturally brooding pseudo-villain, and Meg is both of them. He prefers his women surly, so this is simply unacceptable. No one understands his pain or the toil he went through in his life to become one of the Six God-Generals, and no girl will rob him of his pride. The tragic hero’s quest to become the Light champion goes through Meg, and he will ensure that his sword robs her of the chance to get in his way.


Dhyerwolf
As a young and excitable girl, Meg harbors secret insecurities that don't have up in game. Will young men find her attractive? Will it be her fate to be on old lady, surrounded by a gaggle of robot cats? And sometimes when dark moods are upon her, these secret insecurities cause her to go insane with rage.

Unfortunately, during the pre-match, Meg watched as Asch combed that lovely carrot hair, his true pride and joy, until it gleamed. Within the movement of that beatuous long hair, the gleams of red brought out the anger within Meg's soul. Why, if she had a red pseudo-mullet, all the boys might love her! Why didn't they love her! Losing herself to the anger, she blindly rushed Asch, and sadly, forgot to heal, making it easy for the general to outslug her.

However, there is a plus side for Meg: In her rage, she managed to hack off most of Asch's glorious hair, which she then turned into a wig. Now everyone is sure to notice her. Sure, she may have lost, but she lost in style! It makes you wonder, who really won here?

Meg: 28
Asch: 31