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So Badrach's next job is a little mage girl, huh? Well, a job's a job, and hey, at least he has some experience with this kind of work. Wait, you mean he's supposed to fight this little mage girl instead of kidnap her? Well, that might make things a bit more difficult. Maybe. But probably not really. Badrach is a badass with a gun, after all. And Porom takes hits like the little girl she is. Surely a stream of bullets to the face will end this before it even gets going. And besides, even if she casts something, everyone knows that a mage on thier own can only cast one spell before having to rest for a bit and fight with a bird instead. Should be a piece of cake for the least heroic einherjar ever. |
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A small child facing a danger hardened mercenary? Well, you’d should certainly expect that to be a one-sided match, but you certainly wouldn’t expect that it’s the small child who has to raise barely a finger to win the match. After all, with her arsenal of debilitating status spells, anti-physical moves like Image, and of course the heavenly nuclear warhead of Holy, Porom should have little problems being Badrach despite her low speed and durability. After all, Badrach’s pitiful damage gives Porom so many turns to work her spells, giving her ample time to finish the match at her leisure. And after all, Porom is definitely not going to let herself be outdone by her rascally brother up in Middle! |
superaielman Badrach's sordid past as a thief, slave trader, and all around scumbag are well known. To say he had some bad karma his way would be an understatement. His match is a prime example of this. What then would be more insulting than to make him fight a little girl? Not just any little girl, but one who is more than strong enough to upgrade to Middle and crush him like a bug? Well, crushed like a mini frog. Still. Badrach: 7 |
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