Season 53, Week 2
Draggy
(Chrono Cross)
 
One normally wouldn't expect something as small as Draggy to pack the kind of punch that the little sucker does. Nor would they expect him to be able to just soak up nearly as much damage. But for all his youth and minute stature, Draggy is one-hundred percent Dragon, and is every bit as strong as that title would indicate. Alonso is frankly little more than a glorified fisherman who has nothing up his sleeves but slugfesting - a game that tiny Draggy happens to be a born natural at. If he thinks he can take on a dragon in its own specialty, he's going to get what he's asking for.

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Cocksure and charming - at least, in his mind - Alonso fancies himself as quite the ladies' man. And while he may be a lover, he’s also a fighter. After all, what better way to impress than to show his virility in battle? Granted, normally taking down a baby wouldn’t be impressive, but Draggy shows that baby dragons definitely fall in a different category. Of course, will his excellent speed, durability and damage (hey, skewering is quite painful to its target), Alonso should have few problems putting the baby to sleep. Lancer Smash sure is one hell of a lullaby!


superaielman
Alonso, proving what a man he is, beats up a baby dragon in an attempt to impress everyone with his wit and power.

Much like the last time he tried to use either, it made him look like a complete jackass and a bully to boot. I hope you enjoy the lynch mob after you for hurting poor Draggy, loser!

Draggy: 12
Alonso: 29