Season 56, Week 2
Josephine
(Suikoden 5)
 
Ooooo, what a WRETCH the FASHION DIVA has to face this week! Josephine's a rare mix of looks, fashion trendiness and the ability to adapt to any style. This FOOL looks like he LIVES in those hideous clothes! It's time to teach this MEDIOCRITY a lesson he'll never forget about what it means to be up against a true DEFENDER of fashion and good looks! Josephine packs a deadly Red Rose Rune, the gift of all the Suikoden Narcissists! But it's not like Josephine will even need such a graceful weapon when she shames this LOSER with her burning wit. It isn't even worth her time to give Chuck a MAKEOVER - this pathetic man will have to suffice himself with a beating at the hands of a FASHION DIVA and hope Josephine's good grace and looks rub off on him!

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Chuck Preston (no relation to Bill S. Preston Esq.) would never win in a looks or fashion contest against his opponent. Just a few of the many reasons Chuck can't get any sane, rational woman to go out with him. Of course, that doesn't matter, since this is the RPGDL Arena and things are solved by cunning and brute force. Seeing as how Chuck is in Light, you can see how much of both he has, but the same goes for Josephine, who is even less down-to-earth than Chuck! Her Red Rose Rune is nice, but only plays into Chuck's hands. With each strike Chuck gets stronger, and once Josephine has Chuck right where she wants him... well, that's just where Chuck wants her. No limit shenanigans, just a pure power boost, one that will send Josephine straight back to the League's D list.


superaielman
Josephine is a fashion diva and noble lady of the Vayla house. What she isn't is a gifted fighter- the girl may have a Red Rose Rune, but lacks the strength or skill to wield it. Even a walking faux pas like Chuck should be able to put Josephine down in record time.

Josephine: 8
Chuck Preston: 20