Season 57, Week 1
Vincent DeBoule
(Suikoden II)
 
Such a fabulous event! Vincent de Boule, Warrior of the Liberation Army, the most fabulous and fantastic warrior to ever exist... will face off against a mere -dog-. Oh, the agony! Oh, the pain! It is almost insulting to have one of such wonderfully elegant stature fight against a cur! Why, the DL ought to be thrilled to have such an astoundingly elegant and fabulously wonderful duelist gracing the arena with his appearance, and yet they send him off to the dogs! No matter! After showing off his incomparably dazzling swordsmanship and the wonderfully gracious, elegantly fabulous powers of his Wind Rune, the aristocrat will surely have a word with the management.

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Poshul. Is. UNLEASHED!! The puppy with the power, in the pink corner - it's Poshul, ready to show Light not to underestimate the Chrono Cross cast anymore! While her powerful techniques may be limited, she's fighting against a pitiful Suikoscrub, with only the scarcest healing! It won't take more than a shot of her best damage to finish Vincent off, and she need not use it until Vincent can't heal anymore. All Vincent can do is hope for a lucky hit. While Vincent and Poshul might have gotten along under other circumstances, the kind-hearted puppy will have to show this human who is the master and who is the pet. After all, you can't spell "Godlike" without "Doglike"!


SageAcrin
Vincent was unable to fight Poshul.

She was simply too magnificent for that. No, he had to make her into something more.

Ribbons!

Bows!

Glitter and small national flags!

A white cone hat with a scarf hanging down it!

Accessories and beautiful accoutrements galore!

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"And then she ran out of the arena, saying something about "Pothul isn'th taken seriouthly as ith is!" and howling a din." Vincent sighed, as he nursed his wine cooler.

It was okay, though. His friends understood.

And sympathized.

And then Poshul woke up in a tutu a few days later, with the most fabulously done up eyelashes and her ears in curlers oh and you just wouldn't believe how fantastic it was!

Vincent DeBoule: 22
Poshul: 21