The literal - and figurative! - butt monkey of Light, Sten hasn’t exactly made waves in the arena. His record standing at an impressive 0-4, Sten has been something of a whipping boy in the past. But his cohort Jean took forever and a day before he finally found success, and now he’s a respectable champion! So, with that example, the first stepping stone on Sten’s path to glory is Yushis. While Yushis isn’t a bad dueller, her Holy reliance and her physical weakness will make her putty in Sten’s hands. Our monkey friend can easily reduceLight damage a fair deal with little cost to his defense, and then unleash his deadly R.I.P. attacks off lightning-fast stabs, quickly sending Yushis back to heaven where she belongs!
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A filthy, nasty, womanizing wreck of a monkey - rather literally at that. There are few things that could use the purifying power of a Seraph more badly than Sten. This vile creature is going to burn with the cleansing flames of Jihad! Yushis is a former Middle and is not to be taken lightly, after all. Fast, damaging, and boasting excellent evasion, she is no pushover in any sense of the word. Sten's magic is a waste of time, about as effective as a napkin slap against Yushis, and his physical isn't nearly the threat Missile is in a vacuum. All Yushis has to do is keep attacking, and before anyone knows it Sten will be a pile of fur and fleas, utterly ruined - and cleansed - by Yushis's blessed gospels of flames.
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The finest plans of Monkeys and men sometime go awry. Namely, Sten's plan to pose as an automated angelic groping machine was derailed when Zidane went to go hit on Tia and Riddel and encourage them to persue more... adult... adventures. This left Sten without a backup plan, so the little monkey that could actually -fought- instead of grabbing every female in sight and won a close victory, to the shock of the entire crowd and the dissapointment with the anti perversion squad assigned to the match.
Zidane? Well, he was last seen having a quiet talk with Dario and Karsh, who took exception to his statement. Well, the talking was quiet, the beating was loud enough to be heard across several arenas.
Sten: 23
Yushis: 12
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