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He's no Kermit, but he he's still a frog. And unlike Kermit, he has a sword! The Frog Prince of Simafort isn't a great fighter, more of a cook actually, but he can still engage in combat when needed. His defense is decent, and his HP are ok, though that's about all the good for his stats. He's slow, and he doesn't like magic. Still, magic may be his best bet. His Death spell is decently reliable, and it'll be his main chance of.... ...wait a minute! His opponent is Jogurt?! Screw that...Jean can just toss a freaking cupcake at the little rodent to kill him. Lucky first match for the fat toad. |
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Jogurt, analyzing his wins in the past, came to one conclusion: He only seemed to win by the merit of being the same species as Valkyrie Profile Hamsters. As such he convinced the RPGDL coordinators to play "Eternal Engine of Linguistic Massacre" for his match, in the hopes of releasing his inner Furry One. Far more likely, however, said music will merely intimidate Jean. Will said intimidation be enough? |
metroid composite *Jogurt attacks Jean for ONE whole point of damage* Jean : Ha, is that the best you can do?! Jogurt : ...What did you say!? Jean : You cannot use your full power because you suck ass. Gobi died praying for water. Jogurt! What about you? If you use the true power of the Jogurt Helmet, the blood of heroes, will be on your own hands. I live only for my cooking. Even wearing the Jogurt Helmet, your suckitude shall prove to be your downfall. Jogurt : No. I will not fail! Jean : You have already failed! Jogurt : Never! And to everyone's surprise, a black aura began to glow around Jogurt, and a giant ball of energy descended from the sky blowing up the entire solar system (Jogurt included). Lenneth, having used such powers herself, was naturally flying in deep orbit as soon as she realized what was about to happen. She promptly recreated the RPGDL solar system and then returned to the arena hopeing to find a victor. Lenneth: So...who died first? but Lezard interrupted Lezard: That little brat! I've only got 6 more Philosopher's stones left, and I can't keep sacrificing these things to save myself every time someone goes on an appocalyptic binge. Jogurt: But...did you see it? It was all sparkly and bright and shiny! Lezard: Shut up you little rodent! I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you're disqualified for that stunt, and I think you'll find that I have a great deal of political influence. Jean: 9 Sundletan@hotmail.com
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