Season 15, Week 1
Shir Gold
(Phantasy Star 2)
 
Famed at the RPGDL for being the "Sorry, Voting has Closed" girl, Shir is legendary among thieves and other sneaky clientele: after all, she can travel between worlds to steal merchandise! Those Mad Thieving Skills will serve her well in stealing a win from Chester in this fight. While Shir lacks much of the physical prowess many her of her class enjoy, she's got a magical arsenal most thieves can only dream of backed by typically good agility. With the might of her Nazan tech, Shir's got a good chance at taking down this overrated horse and striking a blow for all thiefkind.

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Is it St. Patrick's Day already? One could be forgiven for thinking so, with two emerald-maned fighters duking it out in the ring. Hailing from Granseal, the knight Chester finds himself with the honorable task of dispatching an interplanetary kleptomaniac. And though he may not be the sharpest tack in the barrel, Chester does know one thing that plays to his advantage: thieves simply can't take a hit in combat, and Shir is no exception. With persistence and a little luck, the centaur will surely show why four feet are better than two by trotting on to the quarterfinals.


Ryu Hayabusa
Poor Shir barely gets a chance to squeak before Chester crashes into her with the force of a pickup truck, running her through and trampling her under his hooves. An honor contingent of hardcore PS2 fans rushes Shir's lifeless body to the Clone labs. "What can I say?" whinnies Chester. "I love to do battle!"

Shir Gold: 12
Chester: 26