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For his love Lenneth Valkyrie, Lucian will fight to the death…again. His powerful Shining Bolt has felled many a strong warrior, so imagine what it will do to a man as frail as Flea. Flea may be a master of the magic of confusion, but what does Lucian have to fear from that? Being limited to his physical attack? Not much danger there. While it might take quite a long time to take the girly-man down, Flea’s lackluster damage gives Lucian more than enough turns to put the crossdresser down for good. |
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Oooohohohoho! The greatest of Ozzie's assistants has made short work of a supermage and a giant, marauding ox. What could be a more delightful reward than getting its beautifully gloved hands on a prime cut of man like Lucian? Charm's just the way to get a gentleman like him to pay proper deference to someone like Flea. With his attention (and damage) diverted, it's the perfect chance for Flea to close in for a quick kill. Nothing simple, nothing overly fancy, just all style. All grace. All Flea. |
SageAcrin Ahhh, Flea. Your feminine wiles always get you into trouble. A waltz, a wink, the opponent becomes befuddled and vunerable... ...and then Lenneth breaks your nose. The resulting battle, as Lenneth bodily leapt out of the stands and smashed Flea's face in, could be called a cat fight, except that a few dozen Einherjar were promptly summoned to attack Flea. Naturally, such a battle should have gotten Lucian disqualified, but one of the judges just "happened" to be Brahms, so there was no question of this happening. And so, Flea was successfully revived weeks later from a lacerated chin, and all was well with the world. Well, except for Lucian. It turns out it's harder to heal massive bruising to certain tender areas than to revive someone. That'll teach him to dance with another woman! And then Lenneth was arrested for spousal abuse. And then all was truly right with the world. Lucian: 61 legendaryflyingfailure
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