redmage007
Tifa and Squall stood facing each other in the arena. Nither opponenthad gained any ground. While Tifa could have flattened Squall niegh instantaniously, in doing so she risked bringing him within range of his awesome Lionheart technique. Similarly, with no GF's and no majic junctioned (as per DL rules) Squall was unable to put a dent in Tifa's easily sufficient supply of HP. Niether opponent was able to gain an advantage. For four days this continued. Squall attacked and Tifa defended. Tifa would use a weak healing spell and the process would repeat. This was very very boring. On the fifth day it was decided that by one means or another the match should end. One of the judges who must remain anonymous for privacy issues, let out a creepy 16 bit laugh. A stunned Squall thus found himself lying bloodied on the ground, having been Havoc Wingedthree times in a row, just as Tifa finished her turn using a "cure" spell.
Tifa waited and watched. If the one hit from the anonymous judge had not killed Squall then she was finished for he was most certainly within range of Lionheart. The moments that passed were tense as the DL medics appraoched the body to determine whether or not he was alive. He was not. The match was about to be declared when a large dog bounded into the arena. Tifa watched in horror as Angelo produced a pheonix down which revived Squall with only 154 HP. The Judges could not declare interference officially as Rinoa was unable to be found. Thus there was no evidence that Angelo had been deliberately sent to intefere. It was simply the most random and unfortunate coincidence that could have occurred. From somewhere in the stands Kid, who had for some reason chosen to die her hair black, yelled "Go Squall! I love you!!!"
Lionheart strikes the opponent nearly 20 times.
Tifa only felt the first four.
The real Kid was found bound and naked several days later in a Storage closet on board the Ragnarok.
Tifa Lockheart: 43
Squall Leonheart: 73
Tide
Tifa comes from a Final Fantasy game. Squall comes from a Final Fantasy game
Tifa has perfect accuracy with her attacks. Squall has perfect accuracy with his attacks.
Tifa has devastating limit break attacks. Squall has devastating limit break attacks.
Tifa needs someone to hit her to get her limit breaks. Squall needs someone to hit him to get limit breaks.
Seeing as how this match would otherwise be a stalemate, there is only one way to settle this! Tifa had to deal with an even more mentally deranged Cloud than usual. Squall meanwhile had to deal with Rinoa. And I think we can all agree that Rinoa from the list of abject failures is a bigger burden to shoulder than Cloud at anytime.
Match to the SeeD.
Xan
How did Squall even get to fighting Tifa? He's an FF8 character. FF7 is superior to FF8 in almost every way. except graphics. that doesn't really help squall much though.
Octillus
Tifa's boobs are just so non-aerodynamic I had to vote against her. Sorry fanboys.
stpddgg@gmail.com
Come on, Tiffa would never be able to defeat Squall... there's just no possible way...
IhatethisCPU
...Why am I not in the least bit surprised to see Tifa V. Squall as the Middle final? Eh. I'll give that one to Squall in a walk.
Cinny
Kick his whiny little emo ass, Tifa.
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