Season 30, Week 4
Lilka Eleniak
(Wild Arms 2)
 
Welcome to the wonderful world of the Duelling League, where little girls manhandle giant monsters on a weekly basis. Today's lamb to the slaughter? It's none other than Bowser! Packing mean claws, a hard shell and a Fearful spell in Terrorize, he is quite the beast, but let's see how he stacks up against his opponent this week! Ooh... not so good. With Quick to boost her already high speed, Lilka will be running laps around the turtle. With infinite healing and spells that boost her evade and defense, She'll dominate a slugfest, too. But wait, what about Terrorize? Sadly, Lilka's status-curing Restore makes that Fear disappear, which means Bowser's completely out of tricks - and luck. Maybe next time.

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The living proof that spiky semi-evil turtles are just plain sexy, Bowser continues to put together a steady stream of victories. This week will continue the trend, as he faces an umbrella-packing, spellcasting wimp! Lilka does have a useful skillset, but she is very, very, very frail. And she lacks high-damage spells, meaning she'll have to deal with Bowser's durability. With Terrorize to shoot her defense to hell, and the power of Drill Claw to take advantage of her weakness, it's child's play to force Lilka into constant healing and a slow death. Lilka can't stall with stat-buffs, either, since by the time she'd get them up she'd be dead. All in all, this looks like a walk in the park for the oversized Koopa.


SageAcrin
Bowser was stunned.

A girl? Wearing pink? With an umbrella? Here, waiting for him? It couldn't be...

It had to be a dream!

After several dozen tries of pinching himself and eventually giving up and smashing himself over the head with a rock, he realized the truth, that this was no dream. No, this was a wonderful, sweet reality. Sweeping her up, and ignoring her cries to be let go, he rushed out of the arena.

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"Worked just like I said it would." Kanon said, as she watched Bowser happily rush out of the arena with the dressed-in-pink Lilka. "Bowser gets a ring-out due to hitting ground out of the arena before Lilka does, and she wins."

"...how's she going to get let go, though?" Ashley asked, puzzled.

"Oh, that's her problem. She just asked me for advice on how to win." Kanon said, shrugging.

"...so, you're not going to be part of the rescue, then." Brad said, nodding.

"She's eaten my food without asking for the last time." Kanon said, nodding, as she walked off, satisfied with her day's work.

Lilka Eleniak: 53
Bowser Koopa: 34

Silverlocke980
Poor Lilka.

There are just days when one's luck runs out. Particularly when one meets a person who, though your utter opposite in every other way, manages to be just like you in one respect.

Turns out Bowser's got pretty decent magic defense in the RPGDL realm.

Lilka quit the match by forfeit.