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An orphan raised by a Ra-Seru disguised as a wolf in a cave after escaping Mist... if Noa's aware of how alike she is to her opponent's love interest, she's not showing it - but then, she's a bit oblivious to really understand such trivialities. Her focus is clearly on beating Edge to a pulp as the first step on the road back to Heavy. It's just a matter of getting a few good licks in quickly before Edge can bring up Image, and then sending him crashing down with Queen Twister - she certainly has the quickness to outpace the ninja. And if Edge is foolhardy enough to decide that going toe to toe with this flexible yet savage teenage girl is a wise idea, he'll be in for a nasty surprise when her lightning-fast flurry comes down crashing. No Flame, no Blitz, and certainly no Flood will stop Noa's Ark from sailing her to victory. |
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Emerald WEAPON. Cidolfas Orlandu. Zidane. Okay, so the last one isn't exactly an accomplishment (more of a requirement, actually), but Edge's bodycount in the DL is staggering. The resourceful prince/semi-suicidal pervert ninja has his hands full this week, battling a clueless girl raised by wolves. While she's far too dense to pick up on Edge's suave tongue, she's surely not going to be able to best him in combat. Her two tricks are useless in this fight. With a headband to guard against Tough Love and enough magic defense to survive Queen's Twister, everything's in place for Edge. Image shuts down any other possible offensive weapons of Noa, and Edge's speed leaves him running circles around even Noa's fairly quick spins. Nothing's going to stop Edge this time, not even perhaps one of the most dangerous Middles to grace the arena. |
superaielman The arena was overflowing. Edge vs Noa. Two extremely powerful middles who probably belonged in heavy. One of the most infamous DL perverts of all time versus a complete innocent. Speed vs speed. Sleep vs charm. The spirit of the Wolf vs the spirit of the Ninja. The crowd was shocked when a visibly sickened Edge staggered into the arena, without any of his usual tricks or flash. The bleary eyed Ninja took one look at the arena, took another at Noa, and promptly vomited right outside the ring. He staggered upright with a supreme effort, and glanced at Noa. "..Gala..Zidane.. fukus.. infinite pain.." Edge promptly fell down in the middle of the arena, twitching and shivering. "Not..enough..booze..dull..pain.endless..." With the last of his strength, Edge lifted his head at whispered in Noa's direction. "Zidane.. wearing..yours.." With a horrified shriek, Noa charged out of the arena to kill Zidane for wearing her stuff. Or Gala for crossdressing. She was followed by a bridage of angry women who were horribly offened by the image, lead by a screaming Piastol. The group set upon poor Zidane and Gala, tearing them apart before even so much as checking what they were wearing. === "That was perhaps the neatest win I've ever seen." Yuri stood over the still whimpering Edge, impressed that he had beaten one of the toughest middles without raising a single finger. "Making up a wild story like that when you were clearly hung over from partying. You even have some of the girls coming over to help you up." Edge glanced up at Yuri, his face a picture of pain. "..Story?" Yuri was reported to have gotten very, very drunk a short while later. Noa: 28 Moonlight Bomber
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