Season 4, Week 2
Sgt. Joe
(Suikoden III)
 
Sgt Jordi has seen many battle fields on many worlds, and Kasumi is perhaps the fastest opponent he's seen. Kasumi can press the fearless duck with her strike rune, so it'll likely be a battle of attack-heal-attack, for Sgt Joe. If he sticks to his guns, a win isn't out of the question.

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The Ninja-turned-general Kasumi is all about one thing: speed. She's easily one of the fastest PCs ever to grace a Suikoden game, and with her Shrike Rune, she has the power to back her speed up. Against Sgt. Joe, she needs to press the offensive and force the duck to heal constantly... at which point it's a simple matter of running her opponent out of spell charges and cruising to victory.


superaielman
Kasumi readied herself in the ring, and waited... when she noticed Prince Edge Eblan walking into the ring. For once, the Ninja Prince looked stern.

"How dare you compete in this matchup, without the approval of the RPGDL Ninja Council!"

Kasumi looked slightly surprised. She had never heard of this council. Edge walked up to her, and grinned.

"However, for a kiss, I'll be willing to overlook... your transgression." Edge leaned in, and waited for his reward.

Kasumi was normally a very mild person, who wasn't prone to random acts of violence. However... this is Edge Eblan. Everyone has to have standards.

*POW!*

Kasumi uppercutted Edge with all of the power and force she had learned through years of ninja training. The deadly punch knocked Edge clear out of the ring, his boots, Rydia's good graces.

Kasumi had wandered over towards the end of the ring, looking with some satisfaction as Edge staggered over towards the RPGDL's clinic. Therefore, Kasumi was surprised when she felt the blunt end of a spear poking her in the back, and her falling out of the ring, earning a DQ.

Sgt Joe gave a small apologetic shrug, accepted his win, and after tipping his helmet to Kasumi, walked out of the ring.

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Once again, it's proven that Brains>Brawn>Edge.

Sgt. Joe: 6
Kasumi: 5

Hunter Sopko
Sgt. Joe vs. Kasumi... I think Vanilla Ice put it best. "GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!"

I made a funny! HAHAHAHA