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Yumi has come this season to correct a very serious rumor that has been floating around the DL for some time. A rumor very damaging to her reputation, as well as the reputation of Alma Kinan. Yumi is NOT an archer. She uses a crossbow, not a bow. And as a legitimate crossbow-woman, she will strike fear into the men of the DL Arena, starting with Dalton. Her Earth rune will be devastating to him, from it's potent Earthquake to it's defense raising abilities. Dalton is just a speedbump on the road to facing down the ultimate enemy of the Alma Kinan village, Mr. Edge Elban, and to collecting a Middle championship. |
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DALTON!!! is back to prove to the world that he is not a joke character, not the eternal whipping boy of the ever-enticing and beautiful Queen Zeal, and most of all that his win last time was NOT. A. FLUKE. With his Iron Ball and his awesome eyepatch, he will ride on to victory against the Alma Kinan archer Yumi. While she may have an Earth Rune, that will not protect her against the might of the Iron Ball, and her Earthquake is puny in the face of the great Burp. Indeed, no archer will dare stand in the way of Dalton's pleasing Zeal and becoming the powerful and mighty Middle Champion. |
SageAcrin Have you ever seen a lesbian spank Dalton into forfeiting a match!? No? You sure as hell aren't this time. Yuiri did the whole thing behind closed doors, where things could get more...violent. Yes, Dalton enjoyed each and every blow. Granted, it was with a barbed-wire paddle, Dalton was heavily drugged, and ultimately he thought he was living out some dominatrix fantasy. This made it far, far worse for Yuiri, who for some reason just felt like hurting him, in the name of Alma Kinnan's pride. But mostly just hurting him. Evidently she just found him incredibly irritating. So ultimately, on the one hand, Yumi faces an empty arena, Yuiri got to beat up Dalton, and Dalton had his fantasy of being whipped by a lesbian fulfilled. On the other hand, Yumi promptly got assaulted by several dozen perverts. Single lesbian, in an empty arena. Word got around fast. Word got around fast enough for Zidane to assault her with the Angel Bless' confusion effect. She managed to only get glomped, poked and groped a few dozen times before Dagger blew Zidane through the floor and into a water main. This didn't really make things much better for Yumi. Yuiri had to put up with Dalton moaning. In pleasure. And Dalton now can neither sit down, stand up, talk, or comb his hair. (He doesn't even remember the scalping.) No one really wins. Despite that, Yumi officially wins. ...Though, Yuiri probably wins the most. Sad, isn't it? Yumi: 39 jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
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