Season 36, Week 1
Lin
(Breath of Fire V)
 
The league's favorite catgirl sniper returns! Okay, the league's only catgirl sniper returns! Lin hasn't had much success in the arena in the past, so it's time to prove that the third time is the charm. About half a lifetime after her unfortunate downgrade, Lin is more than ready to rip her new division to shreds and reclaim her Heavy rank. And Garr is so slow that the rather sluggish Trinity operative can probably count on taking the first action. She has more than enough ways to ensure that Garr can't fight at his full potential, from ruining his attack and defense scores to simply disabling him outright with status. If all else fails, not much can stand up to one of her devastating Super Shatter combos.

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Garr's comrades include some of the RPGDL's top competitors - including Ryu the Third, one of the strongest PCs to ever battle in the league. So it's even more disappointing that he has been passed over for so long. It's been over 20 seasons since the former Guardian had a chance to show his skills, but at last the time has come. His first opponent may resemble his castmate Rei, but Lin lacks the speed to go with the ears, and that's enough to offset Garr's singular weakness. The gunner's bullets will do little to pierce his monstrous HP and physical defense, and it will take but a few blows from the overwhelming power of his Beast Spear for Garr to take his first step toward a championship.


Taishyr
"'Bang bang, I'll shoot you down / Bang bang, you'll hit the ground / Bang bang, that awful sound / Bang bang, I'm gonna shoot you down.'" Ness read, shaking his head. "Okay, and the other mutated song lyric?"

Hiro opened his up, and eyed the contents. "... 'Stabby stabby stabby sta-' Garr, you just repeated the same word over and over!"

The Guardian shrugged. "It was supposed to be sung to the Badger Song."

"You both fail, Lin wins on technicality, next?" Lucca said, bored.

Lin: 37
Garr: 30