Season 44, Week 2
Nelis
(Suikoden 5)
 
Yahr! What's this crazy girl doing running around the arena? ...oh, wait, that's my opponent? Nelis came prepared to uphold the honor of the Island Nations, but apparently she won't be given the opportunity to do that just yet; this match is just... pathetic. There are few things more pitiable than Saki's offense, and Nelis even shrugs off Boom with her fire resistance. Hardly a fitting display to impress the Prince with. Nelis's Rage Rune and very plentiful spell charges are really more designed for destroying ships; using them on comic relief only mildly more competent than Euram Barows seems almost cruel. Final Flame will be just that, for the hapless Garlyle Sergeant.

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Discipline! It's what Saki has, and Nelis is going to receive. The loyal Sergeant of the Garlyle Forces commanded her way to a Light Championship some time ago, and it's finally time to whip Middle into shape. The feeble mage Nelis has not been doing the 1,000 squats ordered of her, and her frail frame shows the sad, almost pathetic result. Saki, meanwhile, has durability that can shrug off a train with the ease expected of a powerful general. In this battle of lady explosion wielders, it's quite obvious who'll be the last one still standing. The Island Nations hussy shall falter before the might of Max Lariat, and then Commander Mullen will have no choice but to promote her!


Dhyerwolf
You know, the only reason Saki ever bothered to win Light was to get close to that dreamboat Mullen. After all, if she upgraded, she'd get to hang in the Middle locker room with him! That loser Leen wasn't even ranked! All that quality alone time would surely give her the opening to steal Mullen away!

And then he got himself downgraded. Well, Saki knew that deep inside, Mullen couldn't handle a women in a division above him! For her tragic love, she threw herself on Nelis' metaphorical sword, hoping that Nelis would then lose and Saki could downgrade to her love. Granted, it's not like Saki had a chance anyways, but Nelis wasn't about to argue with an easy victory.

Nelis: 35
Saki: 9