Season 53, Week 2
Teddie
(Persona 4)
 
Teddie's sure moving up lately. From the TV world to Earth to the DL arena, nothing can seem to slow this cheerful bear down! He's looking to be in good shape for his debut here, to boot. Ashton may be able to pressure Teddie at first, but one casting of Marakukaja will fix that, and then, Teddie can discover the joys of DL attrition fighting for himself - heal and his trusty Bufudyne alternated until Ashton is in unBEARable freezing pain! With Auto-Endure as a last resort trump card, Teddie is all set to prove that, after all, Everything's Worse With Bears. Or better, depending on where you stand (certainly applies to Ashton, though. Hah!).

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Dragons are far more badass than bears. Just look at the comparison between Ashton and Teddie! One is a nigh-legendary swordsman, possessed of twin swords and twin dragons, and speedy physicals to match. The other is a plushie bear turned prettyboy who hits on everything that moves. We know who the real threat here is, and it isn't Teddie's clothing bill! Ashton's Hurricane Slash and Sword Dance will put Teddie on the ropes in a hurry. Healing and defensive skills won't do more than slow down Ashton's furious assault. Superior resources pushes Teddie to his very limits, and that's before he has to worry about a lucky stun hit from Ashton!


Taishyr
"Oh, they're so kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!" Teddie squealed, scratching Ururun's neck. "How'd you get these? Can I get two, too? Oh, I do so want some! I can't bear this, hehehehe!"

Teddie ended up throwing the match, defeated and awed by the power of "kyute" the dragons possessed. Ashton, clueless, still accepted the win willingly.

Teddie: 19
Ashton Anchors: 20

Baofu
From what I remember, Ashton can't hit worth a damn, so Teddie will probably outlast him.