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Fortunately for Adell, his DL debut won't be marred by a crippling and embarrassing fear of large breasts, unlike some other Disgaea mains we could name. Instead, he draws a jackpot for his first round. Jennifer may be a Defender of Earth, but Adell's punching attacks won't exactly bounce off her huge rack. Nope, Adell can be quite merciless when he wants to be. In fact, Jennifer will be lucky if Vulcan Blaze doesn't scorch her off the face of the Earth in one fell swoop. Adell's harder, better, faster and stronger than Jen in all the important areas (for a DL duel at least), and this season he'll be knocking her aside on his road to a belt. |
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Jennifer is thrilled for her next chance at an illustrious DL title coming around again so soon! Why, she was just in a scant few seasons ago. Her fans must be working hard to ensure her victory. She didn't intend to be a sidekick all her life after all anyway! She was a true Defender of Justice, and what better way to prove it than to take out fellow series mate Adell, a self-styled martial artist just like the glorious Jenny? But while the battle manic may have Main Character status, he's all punch. Not a single hint of strategy to his attacks. Jennifer's sizable... IQ score will be sure to prove a difficult challenge for him to surpass! |
Browbeat Adell, the self-styled demon hunter with an oversized tie, finds himself pitted against the lovely assistant of The [37th]Defender of Earth! While Jennifer may appear to be a stereotypical bimbo attache, she does happen to have a stunning intellect to boot... Then again, she is able to use her considerable physical 'assets' as weapons, when pressed... So, where does this put the match? Supposing everything goes as planned, Adell's overwhelming offense, that outstrips even Jennifer's pugilistic prowess, is enough to carry the day in basic attacks. He can out-counter the girl, burying her in a landslide of hyphens. His bonus when fighting one-on-one means that unless Thursday sweeps in to assist (and in the DL, you never know...), Jennifer is going in solo. Lest we forget, Vulcan Blaze is as much an overpowered single-target eliminator attack as it is a wire-fu Super-Sentai-worthy acrobatic/pyrotechnic spectacle. Oh, and Adell is a leading man, and Leading Man > Side-character Now, I say 'supposing everything goes as planned' because there is a major flaw in this match-up. Adell doesn't hit girls. WHY NOT?! Because... 'It's just not his style!' In the interest of a good show, I volunteer we sweep this little tidbit under the rug, and watch the fists fly. Adell: 30 |
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