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HEY YOU! PUNK IN THE BLACK HAT! STOP SKATEBOARDING ON THE SIDEWALK! Okay, Noah may be from an old game, but he's not an old man. But could you blame him- or anyone- for trying to stop Seifer from doing, well, anything? It's true that Noah has a pretty limited skillset, but Seifer isn't exactly someone who warrants amazing variety. Wind and Thunder are classics, and he's got Fire ready to chip the loser out. Not to mention the almighty Wall to block any and all damage if Seifer prepares to throw out a limit. At least one thing is true, Noah won't have to worry about any of Seifer's insults. Lutz never lets a pissant like Seifer get away with anything, so you can expect at least his wit to cut Seifer to shreds, if not his spells. |
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Oh dear, Garden’s resident trainwreck is at it again. Luckily, when Seifer enters the arena, he’s good at ensuring that his destructive nature focuses completely on his opponent at end - or so he thinks. While Noah may have Seifer whipped in a war of words (which... is rather sad, if you stop to think about it), when it comes down to blades and blood, our "favorite" trained mercenary has the upper hand! Both Seifer’s Dollet showing, with its blistering and easily accessible Limit, or his blazing fast, magically tanky Romantic Sorceress' Knight outing should give the slowish, frail magician fits. As long as Seifer remembers to focus on the match instead of dwelling in hurling petty insults, he should be able to advance to the next round. |
Grefter So you want to make the perfect revenge right? Through careful studying of THE LIST Seifer determined that obscured by some mildly mangled translation and maybe after being distracted by a hot threesome (how DOES Hammer do that?) Seifer has determined that one of his NEMESIS who do not understand his ROMANTIC DREAM is going to be open for some retributive actions. Rune may have made him look like the Not Winner previously, but Seifer would show him, he would build a flying time machine with machine guns and laser swords on it and totally show him who is boss by murdering him as a child. Take THAT Causality. So Seifer goes back in time to fight Rune as a younger more useless character and beats up Rune when he was Noah, because beating up 8-bit mages is sooooo coooool. Next on THE LIST is to fly back in time surfing on one of his laser sword time machines through space on a unicorn taped to a duck and totally push Lich's mother down the stairs after she has given birth to him so that Lich will be deprived of all motherly love and turn into a bad person. Because that is how they roll in the west side. (Secretly the Unicorn is a penis, the laser sword is baby oil and Space is a man) Noah: 11 |
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