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BLASTOISE SMASH!!!! Well... erm... actually... BLASTOISE! BLAST! There. Dialetic gimmicks aside, the giant turtle is ready and pumped for its first match, and it's a beast vs. beast contest! The wolfman Zylo will bring to his side fierce claws and windslashes. But what does Blastoise has to fear? While slow, Blastoise's hard shell will be hard to crack, and his Hydro Pump will not only break Zylo's bones, but also clean his filthy fur. The laser-toting tortoise has a washing service to hand out to Zylo, and he's doing it with force - AND style! |
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This match pits beast against beast, but also pits the raw, sheer power of a trained warrior against the useless tricks of a Pokemon. Blastoise will try a variety of special gimmicks to try and gain the upper hand in this fight, but all the wolfman has to do is use teeth and claws to rip the Pokemon to shreds before it can do anything to him. No matter how proud this laser-powered turtle might be of its silly little special skills, Zylo will show it that pure, brute strength is still all it takes to win a fight. |
Superaielman "Useless Pokemon! Out of the DL with you!" Blastoise looked at the angry fans throwing trash at him, his feelings hurt. "Bl..Blast?" The water pokemon walked away from the crowd, tears in his eyes. They had cheered Mewtwo and Pikachu, why not him? Without noticing it, he bumped into Cagnazzo. The fiend of water looked like he had just recevied a verbal thrashing of his own. The two's eyes met, and a strange, rough bond formed. Cagnazzo then raised his hand. In it stood a Rare Candy, wrapped in paper. "This will numb the pain.." --- ...."Blast...iose..." The giant blue turtle staggered around the bar, obviously wasted. Joining him was the Fiend of Water, Cagnazzo. The bar was shocked at first, since neither Pokemon nor loser elemental fiends were welcomed here. "What.. are a pair of turtles doing in a pair, getting wasted?" "Why are those two loser turtles here?" "Someone call Jade!" Blastoise looked up to the crowd, annoyance dawning in his eyes. "BLAST..IOSE!" Aiming his cannon, Blastoise blasted the crowd with as much water as he could. The bar was emptied as the torrent flooded everyone out. Using the attack did remind Blastoise he had a match to go fight. Staggering off to the ring, he prepared for battle. --- Zylo looked at the security barring his way to the ring. "It isn't my fault I got soaked! I don't have time to dry off. Let me go fight."A sour faced Jade eyed Zylo. "Dry off, you say?" From the look in his eyes, Zylo saw the mistake in taking that tone with the irate godlike finalist. He had no time to regret it, as... "BoltX!" Rocked his world. "All dry now." Laughing, Jade threw the oblierated Zylo into the ring. While Blastoise was clearly in no shape to fight, Zylo wasn't exactly alive enough to even try to fight. .."Bl..blastoise?" The wasted turtle wobbled about in the ring, then went to go celebrate with the fiend of water who had helped him in the first place. Blastoise: 30 |
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