Season 30, Week 4
Tengaar
(Suikoden Series)
 
Tengaar's had no troubles with her competition, even in the bizarre circumstances of Season XXX. And while Lucca the Great is a contender in her own right, she's just another pit stop on the road to Tengaar's rightful championship and upgrade. Flare may be strong, but Tengaar's Earthquake is just as punishing, and the warrior woman runs circles around the sluggish engineer. It's not fancy, and will certainly disappoint the usual pervs, but since when has Tengaar cared what some drooling, brain-dead man has thought?

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The ultra-genius Lucca Ashtear isn’t someone who you’d expect to be very competent on the battlefield. However, this season she's proving all her critics wrong. After vanquishing the powerful Eileen, our bespectacled bookworm has run smack into another Earth Rune wielder, and Tengaar's doomed to the same fate. While Canopy Defense could cause Lucca some MP issues, her high-powered fire magic will easily sear the insufferable warrior maiden should it hit. No one can stand up to the power of science and ugly helmets!


SageAcrin
Money fixes everything.

As this match clearly shows.

Charmles is a rich prince, and he knows how to throw money at things. With the bankroll available to him, he had swiftly secured his rightful place on the judge's panel for this match. Yes, he would soon have the combatants in their rightful places, covered in whipped cream and cowering before his magnificent stature! No one could stop him! No one!

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"...I think he fainted." Dekar said, bashing the unconcious Charmles over the head with the butt of his blade. "What is his problem? All that happened was Macha and Gremio walking into the arena."

"I think someone forgot to tell him that Lucca and Tengaar hired seconds to fight the match out for them." Ronfar said, smiling. "He had plans for this match."

It was an uneventful match, really. Macha's feminine wiles and brutal yet motherly fighting style quickly proved too much for Gremio, and he quickly collapsed.

Then a delirious, half-maddened, now-awakened-by-repeated-Dekar-headblows Charmles, believing the objects of his affection had entered the arena, as he stared upon Macha and Gremio with blurred vision, threw the switch.

Flooding the arena with whipped cream.

What occured after is best left unsaid.

But, Gremio does have a new sugar mama, after all is said and done. (Tir is incredibly heartbroken, obviously.)

Tengaar: 40
Lucca Ashtear: 53