Season 37, Week 2
chaos
(Xenosaga Series) 		 
The thoughtful, quiet youth from outer space reenters the DL this season to prove his worth. He faces Juan, a fighter well known for his astounding fighting skills... and his heavy, immovable sleep patterns. While chaos has nothing against sleeping, it's not a quality one really applies into an arena fight - at least, if it's not your opponent who is asleep. Excellent skills and techs? Now, those are the types of things you could count on. The likes of Divine Spear and Arctic Blast are certainly befitting of a mighty warrior, unlike erratic sleep patterns. In this second round of a new DL season, chaos certainly intends to prove such power.

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 It's ironic that Juan will begin this season being pulled out of sleep by chaos. Of course, this is the person rather than the phenomenon, but it's still too tempting a pun to pass up so easily. chaos doesn't really have solid ways of winning this fight without waking the lazy karateka, which inevitably means that the blonde-haired Bujutsu master will surely lay some kung-fu waste onto Jesusboy's frail little body. Excellently ranked skills and high power plus berserk should prove just too deadly a combo for the poor Elsa crewman, making quick work of him and leaving Juan ample time for a nice late afternoon nap, free of mysterious prettyboys.

Taishyr
"Okay. This is officially the weirdest way to resolve a match ever." Selan declared in frustration, throwing down her sword and turning away from the scene.

Lamington smiled serenely. "And is such a peaceful resolution truly this abhorrent to you?"

"THIS IS A DUELING ARENA, NOT A NAPPING CONTEST!" Selan bellowed, gesturing to chaos and Juan sleeping in the Arena. At her words, chaos blinked owlishly and stretched.

And then proceeded to punch Juan out of the arena.

"...wait, he had a Waking Rune on too?" Selan said, in mild disbelief.

"Of course. The same source of sleep, the more equal the contest." Lamington replied. "And losing the sleeping contest was obviously irritating to the young man. Ah, well; he'll get his chance in future seasons, I'm sure."

"...this is completely bizarre. Remind me never to ref again." Selan plopped down on the mosaic tiling and exhaling.

chaos: 23
Juan: 39

SageAcrin
Juan can sleep through a lot of things.

But a battle?

That's cold, man.

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"...and it keeps getting colder, too." Juan said, yawning, as he lifted the giant snowball-blasted into him by chaos' Arctic Blast-and tossed it back.

chaos may be many things.

However, as was proven today, he's not as good in a snowball fight, as chaos himself was promptly flattened by the snowball, rolled out of the arena for a ring-out, then up into the arena stands, rolling over several hundred people.

The King of All Cosmos was well pleased.

But Juan saw none of this. He was already asleep again.

Needless to say, no one tried to wake him up.