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:-[ . Sara is sad, but not for long. The downgrades at the hands of a Yeti with bad breath was insulting enough, as was the mockery after a silly ninja girl thrashed her after she struggled so hard to upgrade back into Middle. But no longer. Sara is gonna smash a scrub here into the dirt, and gain the validation that only a second championship in this level can ever grant. Using her physicals instead of the Gale spell lets her pound at Canas at his unimpressive physical defense stat. All the parasitic healing and counters and magic weakness in the world won't make up for the constant, steady punishment that Sara dishes out. And with the toughness that is the natural birthright of all Breath of Fire dragons... well... we know what's going to happen. And that 'what' is going to be Canas ending up as a nice little snack for Sara as she cruises to another championship match! |
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Mmmm yes quite. A dragon it seems. Pish posh, been there, eliminated that threat before. What was that? Oh this one is even weaker? How quaint. Perhaps there is some kind of mmmm strong attack that cannot be avoided still? There isn't? How dreadful. Dragons these days just don't live up to the standards we used to have. What is this? It is older than our Dragon from the good old days of our rough housing with the future kings and queens? Well you know how those older generations were, they were all about "Get off my lawn you young whippersnappers." and whatnot, ahhhh good times. Oh well if there is nothing worry about then the old bean Canas will surely just have to brush off the old copy of Nosferatu (Always did love that Max Schreck, the classics are always the best) and give her a good what for and be back in time for biscuits. |
Meeplelard Jade was so pissed at his loss in Godlike to Yuna, that he decided to control Sara yet again and win some dignity! Well, Sara did win the fight...except it was later discovered that Jade's actions played a role in, and due to some very loosely defined guidelines, it was declared interference, and the match was ruled in Canas' favor in the end. So what happened to Jade? Well, lets just say Yuna wasn't exactly pleased that he was interfering in a middle match while he was supposed to be polishing Tidus and Wakka's blitz trophies, and decided to assign him to be Rikku's personal servant for a week as a punishment. While Jade was even less happy about this, Rikku seems to be having a ball with it. After doing her little stint in FFX-2, she thinks it's long past time that she got a bit of male fanservice to make up for it, and as such, Jade has mostly been doing things like carrying Rikku's shopping bags while wearing a variety of fanservicey outfits. Moral of the story: Cheaters never prosper Moral of the story #2: They really don't prosper when there's absolutely no damn benefit FOR cheating to begin with. Sara: 23 |
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