Season 44, Week 1
Jennifer
(Disgaea: Hour of Darkness)
 
Behind every great Defender of Earth, there lies an even greater woman, or so the saying goes. While she may double as the eye candy of the group, Jennifer is the brains behind the Earth Defense Force. But don’t think her skills stop there. Oh no, Jennifer is also a master of the ancient martial art, Kung Fu! What chance does a mere tentacle-waving leafy dinosaur have against- "Ahh! I'll be molested by countless slimy tentacles and my bodily fluids will be sucked dry!" - Not much chance at all if her wild imagination doesn't run away with her! It’s all about focus, though. I mean, after fighting demons, what can a single dinosaur really do to her? With keen determination and an amazing array of skills, this is one officer who’s ready to show her worth.

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The oft-forgotten Grass starter has waited for eons to have a chance to show its worth. Meganium is highly suited for a duel and ready to show the opposition how well its natural powers suit its fighting drive! And the first victim will be Jennifer, officer bimbo from outer space! Her attacks are dependant on a shallow resource pool. Meganium, naturally durable and endowed with powerful stalling techniques such as Reflect to halve physical damage, Light Wall to halve magical damage, and Synthesis to heal any wounds suffered in battle, can easily outlast those resources. Once Jennifer's out of gas, Razor Leaf beatings will be all that it takes to put the floozy down. This couldn't be a better starting match for the cutest grass pokémon in the league!


Meeplelard
Its times like this Meganium wishes he was like Venusaur. Why? Cause then he'd be a poison type and Jennifer's Fighting type attacks would be useless! Due to this, Meganium's in a bit of a bind...

*scene shift, Meganium tackling Jennifer and crushing her is shown*

...that is unless of course they chose the anime rendition which is over affectionate to the first thing it lays eyes on, tackleglomps them, and doesn't get off until told sooner. Unfortunately, this Tackleglomp knocked Jennifer out cold.

Jennifer: 24
Meganium: 25