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With giant Gnosis, space stations and galactic war criminals under Shion's belt, what does she have to fear from some shady merc with a five o'clock shadow? The formerly bespectacled scientist has plenty of things in her arsenal to take him down. Shock Blade can put him in a tight spot, depending on how she chooses to use it, getting her ready to Lunar or Rain Blade away his HP. It all depends if Gafgarion is feeling Brave or Faithful that day. Either way, Shion's ready for him. |
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Shion is an interesting paradox to Gaff Gafgarion. She's entirely technology based, wielding a highly advanced claw weapon. Yet, she uses it to manifest sword techs. That just won't do for a proper and honorable mercenary like Gafgarion! She'll pay for her fake swordplay with a bladeful of Dark Sword techs, courtesy of the Gaff-man himself. He should be able to handle any attack she throws at him, as he's a tough cookie himself. Screw getting paid, Gafgarion is doing this one for free. |
OblivionKnight "And I'm saying this for the last time - Erde Kaiser is a perfectly fine thing, and not illegal in the slightest!" "You're not capable of using it! You're just bringing this up in court because you can't win without it!" {Would you both please stop yelling? You're giving me a headache.} A court. Not any normal court, though - the Supreme RPGDL Court, run by the honourable judge Mewtwo. None of this People's Court junk - this required only the finest lawyers and legal aides in the land... "Ladies, you're both absolutely adorable, but let's not overstep our bounds! Now, if you'll both put on your swimsuits..." "For the last time!" Gaff yelled, a vein bulging on his forehead. "I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL" "Really?" Zelos asked. "But...the pictures...oh dear god...the pictures! What have I been looking at!?" {Would somone please take him out of this court room? He's getting on my nerves. Now, the primary issue people are arguing about with you is not whether you can learn to summon this stupid robot, but whether or not you actually can summon him. Am I correct?} "Yes sir" {Now, I've been hearing these arguments for the past hour, and they're getting repetitive. My ruling is that you are not allowed to utilize this robot summoning within the arena itself.} Shion stared down at the ground, her face contorted, tears running down her eyes. Gaff, on the other hand, started dancing around the court room, screaming, "Gonna' cut loose! Footloose!" {Note, however, that I said only within the confines of the arena.} Mewtwo added, a slight hint of sadistic tendency to his thoughts. Shion stared at him, then looked over to Gaff. About five seconds later, a gigantic robotic foot came crashing through the court room, splattering pieces of Gaff all over the building. Due to not being all together when the match came up, Gaff was forced to forfeit, awarding Shion the win. After he was put back together, Gaff went to New York City, and proceeded to slaughter every broadway performer he could find, before another giant foot crushed him into several hundred pieces. Godzilla was then awarded the key to the city. To celebrate, he ate Rick Santorum. And that's the story of how the world is now a better place. Shion Uzuki: 51 |
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