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Vivi finds himself facing something he really, really didn't want to see: Silent Lake, the famed magic nullification spell. Nonetheless, the spell isn't the end for the little Black Mage. Sigurd only has one shot of it, and his physical damage is almost as bad as Vivi‘s own. If Vivi can live through one of them, he can unleash all of his fury upon the pirate. Flare, Firaga, Doom, Drain, and a bevy other spells will suffice very nicely for smiting. Vivi can even cast elements he absorbs on himself after Silent Lake to ensure his survival. The fangirls needn't be worried - Vivi will come out of this match a winner! |
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The bravery of the young and handsome pirate Sigurd is impressive to all, including the beautiful ladies, other pirates, and other such people. His victory over the wyvern knight Cormag came as a welcome surprise to him and all his fans. Fortunately, success will be much easier this week. Mages tend to run screaming from the quickness of the Strange Star's Silent Lake, and the little black mage is no exception! Sigurd will quickly crush Vivi with the power of his Silent Lake and twin daggers, as three turns of Silent Lake is all he needs. Looks like Sigurd is fairing as well in Middle as he does in Light! |
Sei (Author's Note: If you don't know the random Japanese words peppered in the following commentary, it is probably for the best if you never try to figure out what they mean.) One half of the yaoi knight star from a Suikoden A mage that's the epitome of utter cuteness Only one thing can result from this... That's right! A full scale fangirl war! With both games having incredibly rabid pools of fandom to draw from, the war was expectedly bloody and intense. Screams, squeals and otakunese battlecries of "Itai!!", "hidoi!!", and "semicolon, underscore, semicolon!!" filled the air as cat ears, strangely colored wigs, and pieces of home-made costumes were scattered everywhere. It was a no-hold barred melee! Final Fantasy plushies were chucked, only to be deflected by thick volumes of Suikoden doujins! Gunblades and Buster Swords met Tonfas and Heaven Fang Staves as fangirls dressed as their favorite bishies swarmed the battlefield! Estrogen-driven and high-pitched, all nearby people that were either filled with hormones or possessed sensitive ears had long since fainted, either from massive nosebleeds or from having their ear drums shattered! At the rate they were going, it appeared that it will only end if both sides were completely annhilated! ...that is, until some cooler heads prevailed, and both sides talked with each other. They eventually agreed that this was a really stupid idea, and with all the fangirl talent gathered in one spot, they should instead combine their abilities for love. And thus was written the largest compilation of Final Fantasy/Suikoden crossover yaoi doujinshis. And since the Sigurd and Vivi story had Sigurd leading, he was declared the stronger and therefore the winner. Sigurd and Vivi are still denying any involvement in all of this. Vivi Ornitier: 35 |
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