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The Dark Adonis Vyers has faced some unworthy opponents, but...a dog? And not even a beautiful dog like himself! What a travesty! Such a dishonor! The mighty Vyers has been away from the arena for over seven seasons, and it appears that it is nigh time to return and spread true beauty and grace to Middle once more! The ugly dog will find himself quite unable to match the demon noble in battle. Vyers' seasons of training in one-hundred ton boxers has given him superior speed and resilience, allowing him to outrun and outlast the poor doggie. This foolish dog shall know true power once he tastes an Adonic Buster to the face, fueled by hundreds of thousands of years in the netherworld! Aaaaahahahaha! It's time for the Dark Adonis Vyers to purify this beast and return the beauty - himself - to Middle's season diamond where he belongs! |
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Fresh from retaining his title in the Wolf Bout, the DL Tournament of the Doggish World, Wolf King Blanca is ready to pounce on the competition this Middle season. In the first round, he faces the legendary Dark Adonis, with which he shares much in common. Both are royalty among their respective species, both don't get the respect they deserve at all, and both are hounded by some very embarassing nicknames. Nevertheless, "Snowball" has oh so many things going for him to overtake this Mid-boss fellow. Full healing will protect Blanca from any sort of punishment Vyers can put out, and with the power of all those who came before him in the Wolf Bout in Red Comet, Blanca is more than prepared to go the distance this season. Mid-Boss may be a pretty silly guy, but who is he going to argue with a man in a cartoon wolf suit? |
SageAcrin (Hah. Look at you. You're pathetic.) Blanca jaunted into the arena, grinning as only a canine can. (Those ridiculous clothes, that ego, that voice...worthless.) "Ah! I see you appreciate my beautiful physique, my canine friend. Please, please, stare as long as you wish, I'm quite willing to delay as long as you want." Vyers, the Dark Adonis, said, posing under Blanca's scrutiny. (...No.) Blanca shook his head rapidly, glaring. (I'm mocking you, not admir-) "Ahahahah! Ahhh, it is a shame that a dog is one of the few to truly appreciate my brilliant stature. Yes, yes, dear dog, you are winning my heart!" (...that is so incredibly perverted.) Blanca "said" to little purpose, as he began growling with hackles raised at Midboss. "Haaaahahahaha! Yes, yes, you are willing to even fight for me! How incredibly noble! I cannot fight such an intelligent beast! I will forfeit this match, and instead show you a small token of my esteem!" Midboss promptly picked up Blanca, ignoring the attempted mauling, and carried him out of the arena. (...what have I gotten myself into now?) Blanca howled desperately, as he was carried out of the arena. --- (...don't ask. Just don't ask, Yuri, for the love of god, don't ask.) Blanca said, attempting to ignore Yuri as he passed him in the halls. Blanca, himself, was decked out in a small, open vest and tight fitting pants. "...Blanca, why the hell are you cosplaying me badly?" Yuri asked curiously, as he passed Blanca. "The vest, the pants, it's all wro-" Blanca promptly lept on top of Yuri and began mauling him. Midboss: 26 legendaryflyingfailure
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