Season 35, Week 3
White Wizard
(Final Fantasy)
 
Ruse and Curaja. Really, does any more need to be said here in this epic match of staffs against axes? White Wizard possesses both full healing and extrodinary evasion boosting spells. Together, these two spells shall render Rhett's vicious halberd strikes rather impotent and wildly errant, and what ones do manage to get through will be healed away far before Rhett can capitalize on them. Little more needs to be said in this match between two Light graduates, as victory is assured for the little White Wizard with this incredibly simple, but highly effective, stall tactic.

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Fresh off of his first victory in Middle, the skilled axe-wielder Rhett faces a kindred spirit in this match. White Wizard is also a former Light champion who won her first match in Middle last week. Unfortunately for the healer, no amount of shared experiences will lessen the pain of Rhett's axe. Indeed, Rhett will have little trouble dealing damage to the physically frail White Wizard, and he can keep attacking until she runs out of healing spells. Both duelers will experience something new after this match; Rhett a second Middle victory, and White Wizard an axe to the face.


Gatewalker
Nobody really knows what he was doing there. After having been kept out of the arena after driving Camus away earlier in the season, the teenage boy in a baseball cap who wouldn't shut up about pokemon managed to get into the match between White Wizard and Rhett the duck(apparently security around Typhlosion's match was real tight. They weren't letting this "Ash" kid anywhere NEAR that match).

For the first part of the match, nobody even knew he was there. Sitting quietly in the stands while Rhett slowly pounded the crap out of his generic foe with a halberd and said generic foe healed right back from it, the boy was watching the fight with an eagle eye, never taking his eyes off the competitors. But as the match dragged on, that changed…

As Rhett slammed his axe into the face of the White Wizard once again, panting from the exhaustion and pain from the repeated hammer beats and fade spells he had taken, the boy stood up and hurled a pair of spheres at the two fighters, yelling out "Pokeballs, GO!"

In a flash, the two were sucked into the pokeballs, while the boy rushed in to pick them up if they held or put them to sleep with the Butterfree he pulled out of another ball if they broke out. The balls rattled on the floor, once…twice…then burst open in a flash of light, depositing the two back on the floor and looking rather upset at the young boy.

Pointing at White Wizard, the kid yelled out, "Butterfree, use Sleep Powd-arghle!". Butterfree, not knowing what a 'sleep powdarghle' was, looked over at it's trainer just in time to see Rhett hit him in the face really hard with an axe. Not about to let that pass, the Butterfree dropped a stun spore on the unfortunate duck and managed to fire a Silver Wind at White Wizard before getting halberd'd and hammer'd to death.

Sighing, Edgar walked over from the judges table, calling clean-up to get the trainer and butterfree remains out of the ring while he decided how to call this. "Alright, I can't just let the match continue like that since there was interference, but I can't call it for either one of you as he attacked you both. So, how about we get you two some elixirs and start this whole thing over?"

White Wizard nodded, while Rhett looked down at his stomach then just shook his head, "Quack this. Let the generic have it, I just want to get some lunch and go home."

Edgar raised an eyebrow, "You sure about that? You've got a shot at the middle semifinals on the line here."

Nodding, Rhett hefted his halberd and turned to go, "Yup. Let the generic go embarrass himself against Arnaud. I'm gone."

Rhett was later seen being smacked around for his decision by Sgt. Joe, but what else is new?

White Wizard: 37
Rhett: 34