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Arr, that little Sara lass weren't even worth th' effort as a warm up fer me matey, Dart. Don't look like this one's gonna put up much more of a scrap, neither. What's a puny little lass like that gonna do to stop his axes, huh? Stick her little camera in the way to block? She ain't even gonna get the chance to fight back. I hope somethin' resemblin' a challenge shows up fer him soon, I ain't even been makin' no money bettin' on him 'gainst this sort of lousy competition! Mate, if this is all Middle's got to toss in his way, Dart's already as good as looted this place and moved on. |
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Russia’s little darling has already shown her fangs once this season, but these peasants just can’t leave well enough alone. Dart may have a large size advantage, but this fearless princess has faced far worse than a petty pirate. Why, her spunky attitude will likely be enough to deal with her opponent, although if he manages to resist her charm, Anastasia has plenty of magical firepower to dig Dart a shallow grave. As their names imply, Nightmare and Euthanasia are spells brimming with dark magical powers that can defeat any fighter, let alone a resistanceless lump like Dart. |
Dhyerwolf It really was an understandable mistake. Anastasia thought that with her winsome charm and her bubbly spirit, she could win over any gay, brawny man. After all, she had Joachim eating out of her hand by the end of the game. Sure, she could fight Dart, but she wanted to go shopping after the matches, and Dart seemed like the perfect person to carry her bags. Sadly, no one thought to tell her that pirates and gay aren't 100% synonomous. Well, Dart's axe told her, but that wasn't really all that helpful in retrospect. After the match, Anastasia decided to dedicate her time to trying to destroy all pirates while Dart finally decided that maybe he should get some new clothes so he didn't keep getting mistaken for a Village Person. Dart: 33 |
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