Season 47, Week 3
Jeane
(Suikoden Series)
 
Such a charming man, this Beowulf - it's a pity he's hellbent in fighting the beautiful lightning mistress like that. But no matter at all: underneath the skimpily dressed, marvelously attractive Rune lady, lies a powerful magician capable of summoning land-ravaging thunderstorms, and if a country would kneel before Soaring Bolt, imagine what would happen to a mere man. The magical knight may have an interesting spell selection, but it has to face Jeane's godlike magical resistance, and Beowulf himself lacks ways to resist lightning and ain't terribly tough against magic himself. Thus, a Soaring Bolt will be all Jeane needs to put Beowulf down. It's a waste of a handsome frame, but maybe she can put Beo's charms to use later...

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It's always barbarous to hit a lady. And Beowulf is a well respected and polished gentleman of the church, making things even messier against Jeane. While he shouldn't hurt a fine lady such as her, Jeane will have no problems raining lightning-typed death down on the Temple Knight. In light of that, it's time to use a more subtle approach. Hitting Jeane may not be kosher, but what about putting her to sleep, turning her to stone or making her into a cute girl chicken? All of these are viable tactics to end the fight immediately in Beowulf's favor. He doesn't have to worry about hurting Jeane's delicate form, for his powerful magic will do it for him. After all, it's only civilized to turn a woman into a statue instead of stabbing her.


Taishyr
NEWS FLASH

Local renowned Suikoden mage Jeane has disappeared. Last seen in a battle with Beowulf during the quarterfinal match. After petrification by Beowulf, she was taken to the hospital by two medics and an ambulance; however, the ambulance did not make it there and has not yet been found. Anyone who has any leads, please contact Fuse or Katsuya at the police department. I repeat, local renowned...

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Jeane giggled a bit as she watched the news, sprawled out in bed. "So, boys.... was your little pretend ambulance and uniforms worth it? I hope it was..."

All Sain and Edgar could do was gurgle with a dazed smile.

Jeane: 19
Beowulf Kadmus: 33